The Guru Slayer

“The Guru Slayer: How To Humiliate Your Competition With ‘Closely Guarded’ Secrets That’ll Cram Cash Into Your Bank Account!”

Man, my Mom needs to chill out.

For some reason, she thinks that doing business online means you have to sell “pervert pills” and get rich quick scams. What’s up with that? I’m just trying to make some moola so I don’t have to work at the Burger Shack anymore.

Anyway, I just put up a website and the conversion stunk. It had a miserable 0.003% conversion rate and I blew a bunch of money on Google Adwords. I mean…I’m gonna have to make some extra moola selling lemonade or something. Geez!!!

Then I got an email about something called the “Guru Slayer”. I though that the “gurus” were the ones that we were supposed to look up to…right?

So I went over to the thrift shop, sold some DVDs I haven’t watched in ages, and bought the “Guru Slayer by Andrew Fox. And…lemme tell you, it kicks butt!

It goes over how to build a list of rabid customers that are dying to buy your product. He also talks about strategies for increasing conversion rates and creating a kick-butt thank you page.

The best thing I like about “The Guru Slayer” is that Andrew stuffs the ebook with real-life examples of his best campaigns. Heck, the guy’s has made over $50,000 in a single day (more than my Dad makes in a whole year!) and KNOWS what he’s talking about.

Andrew also talks about massaging your list so you can get them to trust you. I learned that the relationship with your list is crucial, and he describes with real life examples how he gets his customers to hand over the moolah.

The “Guru Slayer” had some kick butt strategies I have never heard before. His email examples were killer…I felt like I could swipe his examples for my own stuff. His strategies for marketing affiliate products was golden as well.

So I recommend you go down and click on the link and find out about the Guru Slayer yourself. The stuff Andrew shared in this ebook were golden. The guy’s made so much moolah online…I hope to achieve a fraction of success Andrew has…

…(if my boss at the Burger Shack wouldn’t make me work extra hours…jeez!)

Keep at it…

Zoobie

P.S. The “Guru Slayer” also talks about how to correctly set up your download and thank-you page to build your list maximize your profits. I was really screwing this up, big time…and was letting some serious moolah slide through the cracks. So you better pick up the Guru Slayer before your competitors do!